Country Dictionary

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basilisk

Often incorrectly thought of as a snake reaching over 100 metres in length that can kill with a look, from the Harry Potter series of books. The basilisk is actually a 5 centimetre half-cockerel half-snake. It is hatched from a cockerel's egg (not a hen's; a cockerel's) by a toad. It can turn anything living into stone by glancing at it. Mythologically, it was killed by forcing it to look into a mirror.

Hey look! A basili-

by LM June 02, 2004

pop a nut

The term for emptying a testicle.

she was so tight it only took me a minute to pop a nut

by LM August 06, 2003

G1 Megatron

Allegiance: Decepticon Sub-groups: Corny 80s Villains Anonymous Function: Wimp "Decepticons, RETREAT!" The most feared Decepticon to ever exist... if you're half-drunk and have the physical strength of a housefly. Megatron has a fusion cannon and the ability to completely miss any target who has a toy still in production, and a penchant for inane plans that three-year olds could counter-- interestingly, it always take the Autobots 25 minutes to counter them. Hmmmmm...

A small bunny rabbit ran out in front of Megatron. "We're under attack! DECEPTICONS RETREAT!"

by LM November 03, 2003

e-penis

Excessive emotional and ego investment in an online message board or forum; a marked tendency to continue to argue one's point even after losing a debate in such a forum.

SuperFascist wouldn't let the argument go; he was clearly having e-penis issues.

by LM December 12, 2003

chaos emerald

The chaos emeralds are seven gems created to contain all the negative power in the worl dof Sonic The Hedgehog. Uses include the Chaos COntrol, changing heroes like Sonic into Super Sonic, looking shiny for Rouge the Bat, making Chaos into Perfect Chaos, and being at the end of a really annoying stage.

1. The Chaos Emeralds are shiny 2.This thing's got infinite power, you know

by LM June 22, 2004