Country Dictionary

what the pants

An interesting variation on "what the fuck".

Guy #1: What the pants is Erica doing?
Guy #2: I have no pantsing clue.

emoser

Emo poser. Someone who is so sad that they can't even manage true emodom.

LL: Rachel is such an emoser.
LLL: Yeah seriously! She even copied that other emo bitch's haircut. How sad.

jewb

Someone who is new at the Jewish faith. Perhaps in reference to a Jewborn baby.

Fred: Hey look at that jewb! Isn't he cuuute!

Ted: What a jewb! He's not even worthy of wearing a yarmulke.