Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cat Fisting

The act of putting your arm in a swamp in the hopes of attracting a catfish to attach itself to your fist so that you can later eat it (usually performed by rednecks) after performing this act it is not unusual for the participant's hands to be bloodied

Jim- Why is your arm so scratched up?
Jeff- I was cat fisting.

by Landon Morehead December 08, 2008

wash my top off

Scottish euphemism for masturbation.

"Righty ho, wanna go wash my top off. FREEDOM!!" - A Scottish person

by Landon Morehead March 23, 2011