A fork of Rural Dictionary
An absolutely beautiful girl. She's not a slut or a whore. She's one of the most perfect girls in the universe. She's the perfect girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, anything in between. Any guy would be perfect to have her. She usually has a slim body, just like an hour glass. She has brown hair and blue eyes. She may seem shy at first when you meet her, but when she gets used to you, she's crazy af. Celeste's are just the most perfect, amazing, smart, beautiful, and awesomest girl you could meet. If you have a Celeste in your life, keep her, especially if your a guy. Chances are other guys want her. She's an easy girl to make happy. She's an amazing girlfriend to have. Celeste is amazing at sports. And no matter how many times people say it. Celeste's are incredibly sexy!
Did you see Celeste? Yeah she looked awesome! Of course, she's a Celeste
n. (bloo`mun`de) 1. a nick on IRC with a spelling that happens to create the most unfortunate fit in the list of words in the Urban Dictionary, 2. someone pretentious about her beauty who ends up looking truly ugly due to the surroundings in which she finds herself, 3. a hugely unfortunate juxtaposition that creates unintentional irony
"I turned out to be such a blumonday advertising myself all around IRC in a way that I thought would make me appear beautiful but then I found myself in the middle of the blumpkies."
in internet chat rooms, the activity of the majority of nicks you see on the user list
"<zim> i hav bin cumming to this chat room since 1995. wat peeps sez here is stoopid <@allOZ> I don't remember ever seeing you post a line of chat before. <zim> keke. ths 1st time i ever did"
He's obsessed with big lesbians, he's been a punk rocker for most of his life, he sings kinda flat, he's not really so fat, but that's how he hits with a hook or a slice
Fat Mike I gotta let you know It's not the tunes, it's their live show And all the people you get to meet Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs Stinky people give you hugs Walk around in your bare feet
Tongue piercing with a barbell. Everybody's got one.
Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight. Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.