A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bed Poop Stain is, when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross* Common Reason for Divorce
Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed? Person 2:idk Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!? Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!! Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!! Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!! Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*
When you collect you juicy Sharts and use them as a paint in an art installation.
Carl pulled an unexpected Arty Sharty while making his painting.
1. -Adjective- Describes someone who is Sexually Attracted to Minions. 2. -Adjective- A whore 3. -Noun- Someone who is Sexually Attracted to Minions
Brad: "Bro thats a Minion, thats a hottie" Chad: "Bro that's kind of Minionsexual" Brad: "I'm minionsexual and Proud" Heather: "Im coming Out as Minionsexual and am know part of the LGBTQM+ Community" Narratar: "Heather is now a whore and social outcast who posts to many minion memes"