A fork of Rural Dictionary
In the movie "A Christmas Story", 10 year old Ralphie cannot wait for the arrival of Christmas so he can get "an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time." The Nutmeg Lawyer Legal Blawg coined this phrase to describe a someone who is impatient for a result.
I usually tell Ralphies that if we rush their case, it will not bode well for them. They might shoot their eyes out.