A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fit bitch. Can be used affectionately for close friends (1) or used offensively for enemies or frenemies (2). Often used to express jealousy about someone you hate.
(1) Beth: Hey, fitch! Megan: Hey there! (2) Beth: Megan's such a fitch. I hate her so freaking much.
Stereotypically: (1)Wears jewellery from Argos (2)Has a pregnant girlfriend, aged 14 (3)Will punch anyone, especially if they are just minding their own business (4)Socialise outside of McDonald's, shouting at 10-year-olds that pass in the street (5)Have their own language and slang (6)Live on council estates (7)Wear Adidas, Nike etc. Not the 'real' stuff, cheap rip-offs from a market stall. (8)Can usually be found with a can of lager in one hand and a cigarette in the other (9)Uneducated, with no ability to read or write (10)The bane of society Though stereotypes may divide us, we are all united in hating chavs.
(1) Mikey: Look at this class sovereign ring! An' the gold scratches off it yer wannit to be silver! (2) Dave: Banged up Bex, now she's got her fifth on the way. Steve: How old is she? Dave: 12 next month. (3) Steve: What 'chu lookin' at? Bring it! *Scared stranger hurries away, avoiding eye contact* (4)Mikey: Wanna go out to town? Dave: Maccy's? Mikey: Yeh. (5) Mikey: Innit, blud. (6) Self-explanatory (7) Mikey: Got meself some Adidas an' Nike off the market stall. Innit. (8) Dave: Yeh, yer startin'? (9) Steve: Err, yeh, mmmh *grunts* (10) Two chavs decide to have a drinking contest, but both collaspe from alcohol poisoning and eventually die in hospital. Who won? Society.
A fat bitch. Never, ever used affectionately unless it is gently mocking (1). Usually used as an insult against someone you really don't like, the lowest of the low.
(1) Megan: Gosh, I've put on 6 pounds Beth: *Laughs* Fatch. (2) Megan: You're a fatch, Beth! Get out of my life!