Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Napa

1. A bean plantation worker. 2. A sunmaid rasins worker. 3. A highway fruitstand worker. 4. A hard working pon who often smells of oranges or beans. Napa often struggles to put the salsa on the table for his family of 24.

Napa: Who wants burritos! Atano: I do! Liquid: STFU Atano!

by Laz September 16, 2004

sacadeez

similar to "dis dick" - look up "dis dick"

example in context? person a) how much is 2 + 2? person b) 4 a) congrats, you just won a sacadeez! b) saca..what? a)sacadeez nuts!

by laz October 06, 2004

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

by Laz April 18, 2019

snail's foot

An extremely engorged moist vagina.

Hey Bert, "How was sex with Natasha last night?" Very confronting, she had a massive snail's foot!

by Laz January 11, 2017

bongalicious

Awesome, cool, phat

That cheeseburger was sure bongalicious.

by Laz January 10, 2004

Linguini Brentonara

Linguini with clams, white wine and spicy Italian sausage. Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title. Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.

Brenton - 'Mate, I googled linguini Brentonara and got donuts.' Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'

by Laz November 12, 2023

sassiety

A full-fledged society woman.

Who does she think she is? Besides a beautiful big shot sassiety pigeon with a coupla zillion bucks?

by Laz January 09, 2005