A fork of Rural Dictionary
Frequently mistaken for a thread where someone's roommate was revealed to have been shitting off the side of his desk chair while playing everquest the reality of this is even more disturbing. Someone posted a thread about a girl he knew who had been dating a guy who was kind of weird. In the end it turned out that he was storing his feces in socks in duffel bags under his bed.
"About 6 years ago my sister had the terrible misfortune of dating a guy that should would later come to regret. She had been dating "Chad" for little over a year. I had always thought the guy to be kind of a jerk, but I was her older brother, so naturally I would think that way." "Anyway, the more she got to know the guy the more she had realized all the strange nuances and quirks that he had. He had to have his bed made just a certain way every day, or he couldn't leave the house. He had some strange things that he would have to do before he left his house in the morning. Like turning off light switches in a particular order your basic obsessive-compulsive disorder kind of guy." "Well my sister thought most of this was tolerable and she could deal with it for the time being. During the summer she and Chad had decided to go to the lake to do some swimming, he was downstairs getting the rest of his stuff ready for their trip to the lake." "She had gone up to his room to change and realized she didn't bring anything with her to put her bathing suit and other things in. She had remembered that she bought him a nice Nike duffel bag for Christmas a few months prior, she had looked around the room and in his closets for the bag, but it was nowhere to be found. Lastly she looked under the bed to see if it had been stowed there, sure enough, it was right there the whole time." "She pulled out the bag and decided to empty the contents so she could put her things in it. Much to her surprise it was filled with socks, filled entirely with socks that is. My sister told me that she almost dismissed the fact that the bag was full of them, but her thoughts quickly changed when she picked one of them up and it was heavy and sort of "clumpy" She lifted the sock up only to have the contents fall to the floor. Much to her dismay she realized that Chad had been storing his turds in his socks. Yep, the same duffel bag that she had given to him for Christmas just a few months before was now being used to house his excrement's." "Being a person of sound mind she knew this obviously wasn't proper behavior. She immediately confronted him and he pretty much lost it, as would anybody who got caught hiding turds in socks under your bed. It didn't really end there, she tried to break up with him and he had a nervous break down, then after that we never really heard from him again."