Country Dictionary

rat dick

a demeaning term used to describe someone whose penis size would otherwise be considered miniscule

Shut up rat dick!
Hey rat dick, go suck a nut you cockgobbler.

rat tail

a rather nappy type of mullet carefully trimed so that the hair in the middle at the base of the skull forms a single, disturbingly long, strand resembling that of a rat's tail; often spotted on young ratty looking children whose parents don't know any better than to get them a decent haircut

That redneck over there has a nasty rat tail.
Woah, check out the rat tail at three o'clock.

Slut Pie

Any pie, especially the Table Top brand mini snack pies, that enjoy sexual relations with other snack pies.

A pie that "smells like funkiness"

"The cherry flavored pie was the biggest slut pie, that it was mistaken for being tomato flavored."

"SLUT PIES!"