A fork of Rural Dictionary
The one whose might is only exceded by his hate of breathing things. Noted as the King of No Shirt in prestigious circles.
"Hey is The Wo there?"
"No."
"...Douche bag."
A line taken from Knights of the Old Republic II, meaning to complain about a nominal and easy task that is only a minor inconvience to the people involved. It's use it such that saying conveys that you have no good reason to not do what you're asked, other than that you'd prefer not to.
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"We have to get off this ship."
"Well, we'd have to go to the bridge....and that's the only problem I can see with this plan."
"Can you mail this for me?"
"I would, but...Then I'd have to go to the bridge."
proper noun. 1. The man with the master plan. 2. An unl33t warrior who uses the powers of telepathy to crush his foes. 3. The guy in the box who produces words.
1. "What should we do?"
"I dunno...Ask Ian."
2. "We are teh fuxed."
"I saw it coming."
3. "Proviso."
A forbidden technique which invokes the frenzied tearing and trashing power of a mantis mid-battle. Originally performed by LenKu Amada.
"He would just go Mantis on you."
"He couldn't compare to my mantis."
...
"That was nice."
The best letter combo to ever be put on a scrabble board. Should it ever be placed entirely on the board, Kozor is declared the winner.
"ifuxorur mom is not a word."
"Yea it is. Me and your mom had a meeting regarding that issue, whilst I was fux0ring her."
LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.
"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."