A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of engaging in sexual activity while the female is menstruating .
"Dude, my girlfriend is on the rag so we had a good bludfuk last night."
A large, grotesque, sometimes spotted condition of the calf muscle. This condition results in a very disturbing purple discoloration, and a need to wear long pants.
Jason's fat leg is so grosse, I can't believe he never wears pants.