A fork of Rural Dictionary
I don't mean to ramble but...Johnny Depp is the sexiest, cutest, most talented, suavest, savviest, most huggable, sweetest, hottest, most lovable, nummiest (and every other word such as those) actor/pirate/scissor handed guy/whatever roles he has or will play. I adore him totally and is basically the only guy worth drooling over.
Johnny Depp totally stole the show in PotC, with his half gayness, swagger, sexy voice, worn clothes, gold teeth, and all the other elements of his character.
The new year, in which there will be global armageddon and we will all die!
People: Oh, a giant asteroid! Run!
Asteroid: Hah, die people!
People: *Die*