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Ancient chinese secret

The thing that retarded chinese man blabbers about.

-In my lair captured- You: OMFG!! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!!!!!!11111 Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED WITH CHINESE DUCT TAPE!!!! *thunder storm* BWAHAHAHAHA!!! You: Hmm...there must be some way to get out of here... *uses a............thing* YESSSSSSSSSSS -3 hours later- Me: WTF HOW DID THEY GET OUT?! *chinese man pops out from nowhere* Chinese man: Ancient chinese secret.. *brings scissors* Me: Fuck.

by Light dragon (Anti-ED person) September 20, 2010

free st00f pl0x

When someone says to give them free stuff,usually in runescape,but in a 1337-speak. Most used by noobs and bob from tehnoobshow

Bob: free st00f pl0x high-level guy: Neh

by Light Dragon (Anti-ED person) October 17, 2010