Country Dictionary

Wetting your pants as you exit Walmart after robbing it.

He Wetmarting after he stole the whole stock of Nutella so I took a slow-mo.

A deadly weapon used to destroy your ear.

He was bleeding after that terrorist used a q-tip on him.

When your boyfriend gets too touchy.

He was too pokey last night so I dumped his sorry butt.

Having a tasty butt.

Those cheerleaders are freaking bootylicious.

A sexy monkey who can work a speedo.

I had a fabulous time with that smoochkong I just met in the forest.

The tip of a strawberry.

My boyfriend bit that nipple hard.

A sexy naked Sasquatch with a big dick.

The orange beescuet was very handsome running around town.