A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hand job given (or received) while wearing a work glove, leather or otherwise.
Today at work, I went behind the roach coach and got a MILWAUKEE GRINDER!
Another name for rehab, state instituted or otherwise
Bob had so much fun that he had to go to WHISKEY SCHOOL.
The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.
Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...
Another term for Cunnilingus, Going Down, or Gatoring
I swung by and had BOX LUNCH AT THE "Y" with Gloria this afternoon. Long story short, my tongue is killing me.
A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.
I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.
Text language for "shit my pants", to express that something is funny.
TXT1: I just got fired from Costco! TXT2: LOL, SMP! TXT1: Fuck you
I got all fucked up on FELONY JUICE and stole a Coke machine....