A fork of Rural Dictionary
The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.
I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.
When the owner of a massive penis tries to emphatically deny it as to fit in with the crowd, all the while knowing he is a freak of nature with a pelvis crushing anaconda between his legs.
Michael has a bad case of cock shame, he says it’s a ‘normal’ penis. But I’ve seen it, it’s terrifying.