A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who enjoys being jizzed on.
Blow your nut custard on me I’m a dirty smegladyte. I’m going to blast my muck up your hoop you fucking dirty smegladyte.
When a woman cleans your dick with her Tongue, clearing pant fluff and smeg before she takes your length.
I keep the same pants on for longer just to see the face she pulls when she has to rim the ched.
A place that jake balls, scum bags and giro junkies meet up to share there Giro money on cheep cider, rolling tobacco and cheep synthetic drugs.
I see your pal lost his job and now spends most of his time down at the recluse bolt hole getting ended with all the other Giro junkies and smack ends. Hope he gets his life together.
I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.
A place where rough sex acts take place and anything goes.
I was down at the badger brothel last night I pounded fuck out of evening in sight. Folk were raping each other’s farters there was blood and shit everywhere.
Someone who hoards spunk (seamen) Collects it and Laps it up.
She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.
Decent and quintessential
Check out the tits and arse on that! There decsquential