Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dorm Pillaging

The act of entering an unlocked dorm room on a university campus, and taking all valuable electronics, random objects of interest, and food (duh).

Yesterday, we went dorm pillaging and ended up taking that douchebag Andy's hair gel, jock strap collection, and a bunch of those awkward pictures he has of his Mom on his bulletin board.

by Lord of Ballyhoo September 28, 2011

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon

An intricate manuever inspired by Eminem. This act is performed correctly when a man places a deflated balloon into the snatch of a horny babe and has her queef excessively until the elastic balloon is completely inflated. The man then inhales the fermented air into his lungs and belches the stench into the face of the woman.

That chick from Racine was into some kinky shit. Last night, she had my friend Dan do the Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon. Don't talk to him, he still hasn't brushed his teeth.

by Lord of Ballyhoo October 03, 2011

Queen Elizabeth Islands

A lonely, desolate, edge of the world, bum-fuck middle of nowhere group of islands north of Canada where a couple underpaid scientists conduct meaningless environmental research.

Ignorant Friend: Dude, north of Canada is the North Pole and Santa and all that shit right? You: No, there's a bunch of mountainous, incredibly cold islands just above it. They're called the Queen Elizabeth Islands, and my dad says it's easier to live in Detroit than it is there. Recently-Enlightened Friend: Damn. How does he know? You: He went to college for "Environmental Problems", only got an associate's degree, and he was exiled there.

by Lord of Ballyhoo September 26, 2011