A fork of Rural Dictionary
A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks. Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
When a woman is so condescending, believes she is so much better than everyone else, she has graduated into being a complete cunt.
Jill: “I like your new shoes.” Jane: “Rhonda said she gave her shoes like this to Goodwill.” Jill: “What a cuntdescending thing to say.” Jane: “Yeah, maybe she’ll fall into a cave and not get discovered for a few days and have to drink her own piss and eat her fingernails just to stay alive…” Jill: “Woah, calm down.” Jane: “Yeah, my bad, I got a little carried away…but she is cuntdescending on a daily basis.”