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A dick that's built like a caveman. Very muscular and bulky.
Hey bro I heard you finally got some of that caveman dick.
A penis that exists and enters the space-time continuum at set intervals. Viewed as a god by certain cults, who often give it blood sacrifices on the spot during its arrival.
Sandy was worried she would be a virgin forever, but a temporal penis appeared in her room.