A fork of Rural Dictionary
Two lgbtq+ members who want to make out with each other, but won't because they can not admit they are part of the lgbtq+ community.
We are obviously both kissersisters, but it would be too awk for us to do it.
Two lgbtq+ members who secretly love each other online, have never met, and are already in love with each other.
Even though we're online, I can feel your lips press against mine when I blow you a kiss, because we are kissersisters.
The sound you hear in a public bathroom when someone's busting ass on the shitter. Commonly heard in Walmarts and Taco Bells.
I knew I was doomed when I could hear the unpleasant sound of the porcelain echo, through the door of the Taco Bell bathroom.
When you get kicked in the balls so hard, your nuts are the size of apples
*gets kicked in the balls* F*ck, I got some apballs right now!
Angry Karen who yells at everybody in a dollar store, thinking that her broke ass is a general.
The Dollar General was yelling at be because I took the last box of dollar store tampons
A random word or phrase that gets uttered out without thinking, but makes total sense. Usually used by smart-asses.
Daughter: “You really disappoint me sometimes.” Dad: “It’s not my fault your disappointed in my thinkingisms”