Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Captain Banda

The Portuguese pirate and explorer who originally discovered Bahariterra with his crew from Europe & Africa and later colonized it with his fellow pirates from modern day Pakistan and Arabia.

Captain Banda is famous for fleeing the Portuguese government and colonizing Bahariterra.

Muzzyland

A famous and well known predominantly Muslim Discord server with users mostly based in the UK that spread Fitnah and hate on people from Qarsherskiy.

Discord user from UK who is terminally online and thinks he is Muslim just because his parents were immigrants but he doesn’t practice Islam: Hey, have you been to the awesome peacefully non-discriminatory server called Muzzyland? Normal Muslim Discord user: Yeah, and they banned me for being from Qarsherskiy

Ohio-Kufar-Dog

From modern Koudeilandic myths and children's games and internet culture. Ohio-Kufar-Dogs are average atheists during the day, but at night, they turn into vicious (often rabid) dogs, much like werewolves, and chase people through woods and/or quiet suburban streets at night. When the Ohio-Kufar-Dog comes near you, you will hear the song Swag Like Ohio by Lil B playing in the distance with bass turned up very high and it will become louder as the close in on you. The only ways to escape Ohio-Kufar-Dogs is to crush up leaves from a Wax Myrtle plant (Myrica Cerifera)and rub them on your skin. Muslims also claim saying "A'udhu billahi min ash-shaytan ir-rajeem," also makes them vanish if you have no Wax Myrtle leaves.

The Ohio-Kufar-Dog pack charged through the pines and Antarctic moss, closing in. My hear nearly beat out my chest as I heard bells and a man saying "It's ya boy little B," and I barely made it to the creek full of myrtle groves when I heard "Swag like Ohio, f__king all these b--ches," but luckily, I'm alright because introduced Wax Myrtle spread all over coastal Koudeiland.

Tseelee

Tseelee is the national drink of Bahariterra and is basically a tropical fruit juice most often homemade.

I am in Bahariterra and I want to buy some Tseelee.

Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy

A micronation which borders the US state of Virginia known as Qarsherskiy.

I went to see Sufis whirling dervishes in the Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy and had a great time.

Sweetgum Kriyul

An ethnic group of mixed race people, mostly of Celtic, French, Germanic, Mediterranean, Middle Eastern, South Asian, Southeast Asian, West African, and Native American descent, scattered around the globe but primarily concentrated along the shores of Lake Erie, in the Appalachian Mountains in Vermont, Maryland, West Virginia, and Newfoundland, and around the shores of the Chesapeake Bay and the North Carolina Outer Banks, especially in the city of Newport News.

Many people in London, Ohio are unaware of the strong influence of the Sweetgum Kriyul people in Madison County, and don't realize who has been hunting around Lake Choctaw using purple lights at night.

by Luv Grand Kalligeezal Island August 13, 2024

Qur'an

The misunderstood holy book of the Muslims, both Sunni & Shia.

I can't speak Arabic so I bought a translated Qur'an from some Bahariterran dude.