Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cornmuffin

To be gay or like men or the Village People and enjoy Daisy Duke jeans and washing cars.

You suck dick man ur a cornmuffin.

by Lyle Brayden April 10, 2005

Dyson

The greatest invention in the world that allows you to clean up in the after partys at 2 o'clock the next morning when u wake up after getting wasted and ur parents are on the way home. (A vaccuum)

Shit that Dyson saved my ass nigga

by Lyle Brayden April 10, 2005