A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adjective. Someone who is utterly lame. Also pronounced lame ass, in America.
"Nick why the fuck did you lock yourself in the bathroom for 4 hours because you were drunk, you total lame arse"
Pretty much the same as merk or slew. It is the act of inflicting extreme damage either lyrically or physically to another boi. From the verb to slew, but with "age" stuck on the end to make it seem more gangster. This type of terminology (the use of "age" on the end of words, in this case "slewage") was popularised by gangbangin Brit mc Mr Wong in his riddim "wongage", and is commonly used in virtually every endz of da L-O-N.
"Yo bludclat, break yourself, i'm about ta draw for da slewage up in this bitch" ...Booya!...(Gunshots are heard)
adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes. This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle". But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
"Yo i'd tap dat gash once for jizzles" "ha ha ha, that is jizzles"
1) A kind of shoe made by nike. The poor man's air force one. 2) The worste kind of air. Even worse than air pie. This kind of disrespect is worthy of a mandatory slewing.
1) "Yo blud check out the new creps. I got me some air max, only set me back about 40 quid" 2) Gangbanger 1: "Yo, where James at? It's my fuckin' birthday!" Gangbanger 2: "Blud he's just pulled an air max, i think he's allowed you for that wastegash he's always tapping" Gangbanger 1: "No one serves this g up with an air max! Lets ride" (Glocks are heard to be cocked, and a car speeds away...Later that night the bullet riddled body of a wateman is found)
"Dub Geezy" is an alternative name for the town of Welwyn Garden City in Hertfordshire England, which is one of the most thugged out and gangbanging ends on road. Coined by local rapper MC Blitzkrieg (an affiliate of the MDMA crew), the phrase "Dub Geezy" is growing in popularity and is based on grime terminology for areas of London. Notably North Weezy and N Dubs which refer to areas falling under the north west (NW) postcodes of London. Other varients of this phrase include "Welwyn Geezy".
1)MC Blitzkrieg - "Dub Geezy to the death ma'fucker" 2) Ross Kemp (from "Ross Kemp on Gangs" on Sky One) - "Now we're all familiar with the gang lands of Brixton, Kingston Jamaica, Compton and El Salvador, but this week I'm gonna explore some really fucked up ghettos in Dub Geezy Hertfordshire"
the opposite of clinkting. Clankting is the absence of money i.e. when your as broke as a joke. This term originated from the clank sound one penny makes as you shake a stash box/piggy bank, as opposed to the clink sound of many coins knocking into one another.
"Matt you are straight up clankting"