Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Xbocalypse

n. the end of the virtual worlds as we know them, a time when the rednecks from Xbox Live invade other games, possibly with mic capabilities.
ex. FFXI

Redneck: "Hey you fuckin nerds, you tank that shit while i go get drunk and beat my wife."
FFXI Nerd# 1: "..."
FFXI Nerd# 2: "Oh no...its the Xbocalypse..."

by MC Derf & gjelstiznles August 17, 2006

whorde

n. a bunch of n00bs on World of Warcraft, but still not as n00b or retarded as the Alliance.

"DOODE! U alliancezorz r t3h weaksauce! T3H WHORDEZORZ 4 1IFE!"

by MC Derf & gjelstiznles August 17, 2006

BLT

n. a female hermaphrodite, who has the legs and tits or a woman, but the balls of a man, hence Balls, Legs, Titties, or BLT.

Whoa dude, that chick is packin a sack! Must be a BLT.

by MC Derf & gjelstiznles August 17, 2006

Rising Sun

n. a sexual position achieved by having sex with a japanese man/woman, by rising their ass up in the air, pouring Soy sauce/saki all over the anus, proptly inserting the penis, and thrusting from the pelvis.

My chick is japanese, so she did a handstand on the bed, while I poured saki all over her ass, and gave her a rising sun.

by MC Derf & gjelstiznles August 17, 2006