Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

jizzability

The quality of being jizztastic

Ah man, Teresa Heinz Kerry sure has jizzability!

by MC Otter September 05, 2004

Larry the Cable Guy

A redneck who should be put in a boat and sent to Angola. He has a comedy routine exploring redneck stuff, such as flatulance and fat women in thong, as he puts it, "britches." He also says Git r Done.

Larry the Cable Guy was booed out of Madison Square Garden

by MC Otter September 05, 2004

DJ Shadow

Josh Davis. The king of sampling. Makes some of the best music today.

DJ Shadow's album Endtroducing... is utterly amazing

by MC Otter September 11, 2004