Country Dictionary

Rad box

A Microsoft X-box console

Lets crank out the Rad box

crew slut

noun.groupie hopeful.sucks band's roadie's dicks in hope of meeting band but never does.

"The crew slut never made it on the tour bus."

K rad

Someone who has passed the normal level of "Rad"

That was fuckin K rad

Good Spamaritan

Someone who goes around performing random acts of kindness and then flooding their friends' Facebook newsfeeds with constant bragging about their good deeds.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that Jon is doing good things for people, but does he have to be such a Good Spamaritan?

dog in a bathtub

inserting testicles into a partners anus. Why? becuase it's just as hard to get a dog in a bathtub.

I gave her a dog in a bathtub and then made her lick my shitty balls.

anal

To fuck one up the ass.

Spencer Smith gave Tonder a crazy anal last night!