Country Dictionary

The most talented 14 year old singer out there.. More mature than Aaron Carter. Which is sad.

Aaron Carter look-a-like?

crazy upset. Shortening 'crazy' to 'cr' and shoving it in front of a word in order to save valuable fractions of a second. See crunk.

I'm crupset with you, you jerkface.

a conused woman

hunny im confunkaled...come figure me out!

Only the most fucking awesome color ever.

That girl had a kick ass schirding dress!

Used to get food out of you teeth! Or they make gr8 pressies for your friends if your weird

Would you like a toothpick for xmas???

Tarnya is Michelle's best friend! She rocks!

Michelle says, "Tarnya rocks!"

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"