A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you sit your ass right on the partners nose and blast your diarrhea right up her nose.
Damn, I just noseblasted Michael Colon while having sex
The response one gives when there is no other response to give. However, it may also be used in any context to substitute anything. May also be substituted with just "badap" or "bap" or multiple "bap"s make be added.
"Me and my boyfriend broke up today."
"Badap bap!"
"My grandma died..."
"Badap bap..."
"I love you!"
"Badap..."
"That guy just stole your wallet..!"
"BADAP BAP.. BAP BAP!!!!!!!"
To find a small creature and to put it in any hole you have, while singing Stronger by Britney spears
Nick found a bullfrog and proceded to Uncle Jack with it
Dude, I fuckin' gave her an extra helping of mushroom sauce on her face.
When Banging a girl from behind and on the beach. You spit on her back just before you blow your load and as she turns around you blow it in her face then throw sand in her face and call out,"Sand Csstle Biatch!"
I had to "Sand Castle" that biatch to get her off these nuts.
A common mispronunciation of the word mosquitos. The mosquito is a member of the insect kingdom. It eats you up in tiny bites.
Dad Gum! There sure is alotsa skismi, skmosquee, skisskissMOSQUITOS around here!