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Gordoned

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.

"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"

ANEL

Anel is the definition of looking like a MACHER
you could also use it as a synonym for player,badass,bosslike,shupapi

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