A fork of Rural Dictionary
The radical idea that murdering babies is wrong.
Pro-Deather: You're pro-life? You don't care about women's rights! Pro-Lifer: Yes, just like I don't care about a mugger's right to shoot you
A small Middle Eastern nation, known primarily for the exceedingly complex dialect of Arabic spoken by its natives. When confronted by something baffling or incomprehensible, a common turn of phrase is to mention this country's name, indicating that the speaker is as confused as they would be trying to interpret the Dafuqian dialect. Compare "It's all Greek to me".
The primary export of Dafuq is falafel
Well actually he forgot Poland!
John Kerry: When we went in, there were 3 countries: Great Britain, Austrailia, and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better. Well, actually, he forgot Poland!
Nickname of John Patrick Luke Pacard, Jamaican national hero and bobsled team leader
Jamaica we have a bobsled team - Led by Epic Pacard
Unidentified Photoshopped Object A supposed picture of a flying saucer or extraterrestrial spacecraft which is an obvious fake created via image editing
UFO pictures these days are almost always one of two types: - A blurry dot that could be anything - A UPO
When your butt itches so badly that you have to rub it really hard and it gives you sexual gratification
I buttsturbated yesterday
A weapon from the Culture series of sci-fi novels by Iain M. Banks. Taps the "grid", which is a dimension of energy between hyperspace and next universe, to submerge areas in realspace into massive amounts of energy.
Gridfire: When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last motherfucker in a 50 light-year radius.