Country Dictionary

1) You're a jerk, Bush. A complete asshole. 2) A lame-ass president nearly choked on a pretzel, humiliating the entire U.S.A. 3) Send Secret agents to Iraq to initiate "Iraq Attack."

1) "Wheres my pretzel?" 2) "DON'T TOUCH MY OIL"

a complete idiot. a better version of asshole. syn: ass-tron adj. asstronic

bloggers: i feel so depressed! agh i hate life! i want to be loved! i'm so happy! connor: jeez asstrons don't go posting your all ur emotions on the web!!

Someone who is carrying a lot of weapons / firearms on him / her A guy who has a big dick Someone who is carrying a lot of anything / stuff around with them

Watch out for that guy - he is loaded!!! or I can't carry anymore groceries - I am loaded already

the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)

my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.

Me. I give the very best head

I am my captains psycho bitch. I swollow every time

weed, cannabis

let's smoke some achmed

A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.

Newt Gingrich is a clarke. The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room. Most republicans are clarkes.