A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man has anal sex with himself he forms a Candado Chino, in spanish a chinese lock.
Logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid penis is tucked between the legs and fed into the anus then stimulated into an erection.
- Mate that dude did the Candado Chino.
- What? You mean he fucked his own arse? Gnarly...
When a mans foreskin is welded to his helmet due to inadequate hygiene
Ben Cousins has the judd due to chronic masterbation and an allergy to soap.
To get wasted drunk beyond belief, to the point wher one is sitting naked on a public bus with ones pants around ones ankles and ones own belt around ones own neck.
'Dude you were pretty wasted when you left that party, but you were still with a chick How did it go in the end?'
'I can't remember. I was beltnecked'