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Hamhalla

Hamhalla (noun) /ham-hal-lah/

A mythical paradise in rodent mythology, believed to be the final resting place for hamsters that have met their end in extraordinarily humorous circumstances due to their human companions' benign blunders. In Hamhalla, these valiant little warriors are said to spend eternity engaged in joyous activities such as endless wheel-running, hoarding celestial seeds, and partaking in grand feasts of cosmic cucumber slices, all while recounting tales of their hilariously dramatic departures from the mortal world.

After Hammy McHamster's dramatic exit from this world, involving a comically misplaced microwave and a series of unfortunate events, his owner couldn't help but wonder through her tears, imagining him frolicking in Hamhalla, the afterlife paradise for departed hamsters.

by Maestro main December 25, 2023

Rook main

The most friendly/helpful individuals in siege. They are often chill people who solo queue. Everytime I see one perish due to toxic TKers, a small part of me withers away.

Bandit main: Geez without that armor, that flank would have failed
Rook main: That must be stressful
Bandit main: shut up *shoots Rook main*
Me: prepare for a civil war, simpleton

by Maestro main October 09, 2019

Blitz main

Some moron who thinks running at you with a shield answers lifes problems

Look at that moron, hes a blitz main

by Maestro main October 10, 2018