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Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
State dance of Arkansas. Usually involving a pole and paying customers
The crack Ho executed a fine Arkansas ballet. Aided by crystal meth and some dollar bills shoved into her underwear
Where Democrat politicians display their grasp of reality when interviewing aspirants.
The applicant wondered wether to wear her medals to the Donkey Show on Capitol Hill later that week or not.
A car for homosexuals and retards who think that having a variety of engines and a battery full of noxious materials in their cars will somehow “save the planet”.
At first Bernie Epstein couldn’t understand why he’d been given a new Prius. Then he parked near some kids.
The man and legend, Pepe Calvert is a household name within the Flintshire community, famed almost as highly as the one and only Eddie tweed.
Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.
Salute Pepe
Man your not doing that again ?
Fuck yeah I'm going full Pepe Calvert