A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fancy decorative clothing for a mans genitals, usually worn for special occasions. Scrotal attire can be underwear, jewelry, or a weave.
Becky- hey have you found any scrotal attire for the wedding yet?
Mark- yep! I bedazzled my homemade cod piece.
You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.
"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "
"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "