A fork of Rural Dictionary
A horror/survival/co-op multiplayer game in which a parasite we know next to nothing about that came from space (arcæans). This parasite later decided to summon its own horrors. It is the sequel to R6S
Rob: Wanna play R6E?
Luke: yeah
20 minutes later
Both: AAAAaaaa
Luke: I’m down, Rob extract me
Rob: 1hp
Pet owner slang for Dog/cat dookie that isn’t where it belongs (carpet, tile, outside litter box, not outside)
(Parent) Son, clean up the landmines and do the litter box
(14yo) ugh
(Parent) don’t make me turn off that Wi-Fi
(14yo) ok I will
When your cat makes a low-pitched rumbling sound that is (mostly) quiet but you can feel the kitty’s body vibrating
This has several evolutionary advantages:
1) the frequency at which cats purr promotes healing
2) kittens use this to get their mom to settle down and nurse
3) a rather high pitched purr (this evolved with domestication) can coax an owner into giving the cat an extra snack, or hairball gel.
Josh: Mittens has the loudest purr motor
Steve: I know. Bear’s purr motor got quiet as he grew up. Sometimes his purrs are really hard to ignore. But no matter how hard he purrs I still have to work.
A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.
Example of chat during lagging
HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt
Chat was wild for 20 minutes.
When you’ve had a bad day and your cat knows and follows you to bed/jumps on your lap/perches on your shoulder and purrs. This has been scientifically proven to help but is impossible to quantify.
“Ugh, just got back home from work and that yucky manager.”
*opens door*
Cat: *meow*
Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?
Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)
“Alright, there you go”
Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)
“At least I got fur therapy”