Country Dictionary

Someone who wears very skanky clothes. Derived from the word skank, this is good slang.

That girl with the short top is Skankalishious.

A single person who is available to date.

Don't be hitting on Marsha, man, she's ripe for the pickin' but you ain't no farmer!

A way of replacing cool. Something that it very awesome.

Thats so Sketch! or Thats pretty sketchy.

a dirty fucking hippy

ALL anti-war protestors are dirty fucking hippies.

a synonym for sperm or cum, since sperm cells swim.

Ew man, get your swimmers away from me

a stupid ass who aint got no common sense

Are blue birds blue??? OMFG!!! You're such a funking crip!

A distracted way of saying okay

"Mommy I'm gonna go play with Daddy's electromagnet on the counter, near the knifeblock" "...M'kay...I'm sorry, what was that Mr. Heffilswinger?"