A fork of Rural Dictionary
A socially awkward fan of the Babylon 5 franchise. Particularly the ones who use the series to escape their lack of grounding in the real world.
B5 Guy failed animation class again, because he spent all his time downloading models of Babylon 5.
The act of devouring an underaged girl, a small animal, or feces. The mating call of a Marachan.
Derek glomphs Alisa and her dog Missy every morning. If Big Joe yells "glomph," run as fast as you can!
Someone who frequently jobs in professional wrestling. A midcard wrestler who's entire existance is to help other wrestlers look better.
Chris Jericho was a jobber in WCW, but the WWF made him the King Of The World!
To lose to someone in professional wrestling upon request or demand.
Hogan made every wrestler job to him, to make him look better.
A jobber in professional wrestling. Low class.
KickFag and Derek are jabronis, they couldn't make a professional looking costume to save their lives.