A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.
When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.
n. 1.A navy term for a screaming man on fire.
2. A fiery god of the Alphaball, created by the magical ink of Tink's pen.
The screamingalpha brought havoc to all created by making his giant army.
n. An expulsion of gas or air coming from the urethra of the male penis; A male queef.
Brian couldn't help but squeeze his gigglestick after getting out of the shower to hear his own fontanim.
n. A rule in which applies that after you spot a woman you would like to meet or notice a woman is giving you eye contact, you immediately approach her within 3 seconds to prevent any bad thoughts or limiting beliefs (excuses) from holding you back.
I was at a club and I noticed that girl checking me out, I gave her the 3 second rule ..1..2..3, then asked her for a female opinion on something.
A hard candy-like snack enjoyed by people in Super Mario Galaxy.
I need to eat 80 star bits to burst with snacky happiness then transform!
Hard candy-like snack enjoyed by people and Lumas alike in Super Mario Galaxy.
I need to eat 80 StarBits to burst with snacky happiness then transform!
A baby made by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie "Stolen Identity 3". Usually seen with a cigar in his mouth.
"He's so cute! He has your eyes!"
"of course he does! He's my Clone Baby!!"
"eeyeeaaahyeahya.. goo goo gah gah mah mah."