Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

homo event

Basically any event planned or extemporaneous,, that the homos host to further the gay agenda.

Wow I went downtown with the kid to get some ice cream and ran smack dab into a homo event. We got the rainbow sorbet and bolted out of town like we were being chased by the undead .

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

Bull- Horned

Bull-horned: when you fuck around with somebody, start some shit and get your ass kicked. Then, whilst on the ground writhing in pain, The person that just kicked your ass pulls out a bull horn and starts yelling in your face about how he kicked your ass.

Yo,, homie did you see cody get his ass kicked today,, Yeah dog, he even got Bull- Horned That was humiliating.lying there in piss blood and semen

by Marshall tucker November 06, 2021

Bull-Horned

Bull-horned: when you fuck around with somebody, start some shit and get your ass kicked. Then, whilst on the ground writhing in pain, The person that just kicked your ass pulls out a bull horn and starts yelling in your face about how he kicked your ass.

Yo,, homie did you see cody get his ass kicked today,,,, Yeah dog, he even got bull-horned. That was humiliating.he never gonna get laid again,,, He was left in a pool of vomit piss blood and semen.

by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021

chilean mustang

The act of riding your partner backside while hee-hawing and using your fake Latin accent to scare/urge her to try and get away creating a see-saw motion across the floor,porch or bed.

Bro 1, I pulled the gnarliest chilean mustang last night. Bro 2 . Dude ! I nut so hard when I employ that maneuver, but it’s very hard to get consent for. Bro1. I know I had to date this bitch all week.

by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021

zollver

When you combine Zak with Oliver thus making zollver. These when encountered in the wild should be avoided. They can be highly smug and have a pungent clam smell. Often times after ingesting food will regurgitate and whine about their tummy’s.

Wow,watch out there is a zollver over there. I know I smell the clams.

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

Rafael nadal

A prolific butt sniffer. A tennis player who whilst being a good player also loves the smell of ass.. hopefully limited to his sweaty ass. Often times can be watched on espn sniffing said ass.

Man that dude is pulling a Rafael nadal. Am. I watching some fetish in softporn or a tennis match.

by Marshall tucker October 20, 2021

Twisted-mister

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister. 2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part. 3. Jeffrey Dhamer.

Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister… Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights.. Wait till Trump

by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024