A fork of Rural Dictionary
randomness - the act of being random
"So, what did you do last weekend?" "Oh, nothin' exciting, except on Saturday I went up to my ex-lover's lover's Mormon mother's farm and helped her milk yaks." "Wow... the randomocrity of that is amazing..."
An emphatic declaration against the affirmative - a version of "NO WAY!" Originally used by John Foster in series 1 of 'The Salon'.
A DISTANT RELATIVE WHO COMES TO VISIT: "Last time I saw you, you were about 7... are you still into Barbie dolls?" 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "No, LUV!"
Originally from the Portugues - the prettiest and most exotic way of saying pussy, second only to its Arabic form kuruma
"No, I'm not doing that for you! You can lick my porsetta, bitch."
the Arabic way to say pussy - useful for insulting non-Arab-speakers.
"You are the biggest kuruma I have ever met."