A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who causes unbearable awkward silence, usually resulting in a series of crude comments related to the uncomfortable situation the bumbling fool has created.
Rudy: "I like to wear women's clothing."
- awkward silence -
Guy: "Dude, you're the weirdest Reckless Rudy I've ever met."
Other Guy: "I think you need your balls re-attached."
When one retrieves his testicles from another person's anus, only to find them covered in feces.
Man, Danielle gave me the worst case of Baked Beans I've had in years!