A fork of Rural Dictionary
19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend
you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair
on the 26th of november is National bro toe sucking day, it is a day were you must suck your bros toes.
you: hey bro lemme suck those juicy toes
your bro: what why
you: cause its National bro toe sucking day
your bro: aight