A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Virgin Mary. Can be used when describing the plethora of religious art on offer in Italy or any biblical stories involving the holy one.
When we were in Florence, all the pictures had the VM in.
Virgin Mary Lover (see VM. Devout Christian or Catholic. May also be used in a semi-ironic manner to describe a religious hypocrite.
Catholic boy is such a total VML, he was going on about how abortion is an essentially selfish act regardless of circumstances
Jesus Loving Freak. Refers to those sad souls who stand in the streets and preach to the masses to be saved and that you will burn in hell if you don't join up with their cult. Also can be used to describe the spread of evil of all evils - televangelists.
I can't believe she had a go about me about having had a one night stand, she is such a JLF.
A seemingly innocent description for a sordid night of passion. May be accompanied by baking in an attempt to bring some wholesomeness to the whole slutty proceedings, but who knows what happens to all those baking ingredients.... I sure wouldn't want to be eating those cookies....
Why didn't you come home last night? I was at a biscuit party.
Baby Jesus in the manger. Can be used as an abbreviation when describing numerous works of religious art and also in the Nativity story. Differentiates between the baby and adult Jesus Just J and is often used in conjunction with the VM
Oh look, another picture with the VM and Baby J.
A major scandal, usually involving completely outrageous and/ or uncharacteristic behaviour. Commonly used to describe the activities of certain celebrities, Li-Lo, Britney, Paris.... y'know who you are.
Scandalarama: Mel Gibson being outed as a misogynistic and anti-semitic bigot.
Someone who is ridiculously thin but doesn't think they are. A condition commonly suffered by size zero celebrities such as Nicole Ritchie, Kate Bosworth, Teri Hatcher and the rest of the lollipop lady brigade.
I went dress shopping with her the other day and she thought she looked fat in everything she tried on, I was like, as if, you real skinny malinky.