Country Dictionary

Manist

The manliest of all the men. Able flip and/or throw buildings, gets called alpha by his peers, and does skip leg day.

Lance is the manist of all the mans, he just killed that kid with a dodgeball.

Megative

When a person is extremely incorrect about any given subject. Like in a MEGA way. Or when someone named Megan is wrong.

“He thought he was going to get my number... pfft, megative.”
“Megan thought she right as usual, but Lance was like megative girl.”

Longhammer

A trusty tool that helps ordinary men do extraordinary things

With the help of his longhammer, Alex was able to defeat the rebel alliance, master the violin, and still make it home in time for lunch

Bartish

To share a meal; entree-splitting; salad-sharing; to avoid the fullness factor; two people one dish.

The salmon looks good, would you like to Bartish with me? I'd love a caesar salad but I don't want to be too full--let's Bartish. We were thinking about Bartishing dinner tonight.