Country Dictionary

Will

An individual who just doesn’t get it!

Sometimes referred to as William or Member

97.13% of the time people forget turn off their mic they say “Oh Will? Yeah he just doesn’t get it!!!”

Member??? Member when?

Corncob TV

Home of the smash hit show Coffin Flop!

It’s not just hours and hours of footage of naked dead bodies falling out of coffins!! It’s a show!

Spectrum wants to drop Corncob TV!!

It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!