Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

kilt

The dress worn by milky-pussied Scottish fairies and post-op transexuals as they waste their time frolicking in the heather, bobbing for testes, stuffing haggises, and perfecting their rusty trombone technique. First invented by an enterprising Scottish coward who realized he could dodge the draft if he dressed like a woman.

Look at the little Scottish girl, urrr, man, in "his" kilt. I bet his pussy is cold.

by Michael Hunt March 26, 2005

queer bait for the not straight

TV show where five faggots come over & try to show a straight guy how to act more like a fudgepacker. As if knowledge of music, decorating, and fashion is not what makes a dude queer in the first place. Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.

FABULOUS, Fred!! The guys from Queer Bait for the Not Straight came over yesterday & took me shopping at Fags R Us and the Penis Lover's Furniture Outlet. Wanna butt-slam?

by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

Limey

A person who is: -inbred, -snaggle-toothed, -hygiene deficient, -nicotine saturated, -emaciated, -constantly drunk, and -highly skilled at losing wars. In other words, someone from England.

Limey fuck: "I say, old chap, I rode the tube to the loo and watched Anglegrinder Man rescue my car. Cheers." Anyone else: "STFU, limey fuck."

by Michael Hunt February 02, 2005

Illuminati

An IGN board affiliation that formed an alliance to make sure the GTA board is the place to be.

jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.

by Michael Hunt April 05, 2005

lap flounder

a ripe, odiferous vagina

that lap flounder would taste better if it was washed first

by michael hunt December 25, 2002

Paris Hilton

(1) Stupidity in its purest form. Gives dumb blondes everywhere a bad name. (2) A flea-ridden road whore, second only to Courtney Love in skankiness.

(1) Paris Hilton thinks they sell walls at Wal-Mart. (2) See any picture of Paris Hilton.

by Michael Hunt January 03, 2005

drew barrymore

Hasn't let her fans down yet? Are you fucking kidding? Have you seen - either "Charlie's Angels" or "50 First Dates"? Are you aware that she married the Canadian Retard, Tom Green? When has she NOT let down her fans?

A fan of Drew Barrymore is clearly on more drugs that Drew was at age 8, her highest drug-intake age.

by Michael Hunt March 15, 2005