Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

I love you to the moon and back

To love someone all the way around/inside his or her butt and away/out.

Beyoncé: Do you still like me?
Jay-Z: Gril, I love you to the moon and back.

by Mick Phersurani May 30, 2014

Limoges

Pieces of lime that stuck in one's teeth after lip-pinching a tequila shot

Cindy: Weren't those tequila shots simply magical last night?
Bucky: Yes, but I still need some dang dental floss for these limoges!

by Mick Phersurani June 29, 2011

pickle tickle

v. to caress one's own or another person's meaty upper lip pickle, aka moustache.

also:
n. the act of pickle tickling

v.

"Hey, did I spy you pickle tickling Judd the other day?"
"Yup, his lip caterpillar is luscious!"

n.

"I can't wait to get home and get my pickle tickles on—I'm so self-conscious of doing it in public."

by Mick Phersurani February 05, 2015